Crack Addict

Hi, my name is ___ and I'm a crack addict. This skeleton has jammed so many splitters it's down to bone: hand-jamming a granite crack carved right into a tombstone, red shoes smearing, chalk bag swinging off the harness.

The epitaph says it all: "One more hit... I mean pitch." Wear it to the crag, the bar, or your next intervention.

Small Stoke & Trad logo on the front chest, big artwork on the back.

Adult humor. Printed on black tees only.

Sizing tip: Classic unisex fit. Check the size chart and compare it with a tee you already own (measured flat, armpit to armpit). Every shirt is printed just for you, so we can't exchange sizes. When in doubt, size up.

Product features

- 100% cotton (solid colors), durable yet breathable for year-round wear

- Seam-free tubular knit body with shoulder twill tape to prevent stretching

- Ribbed, seam-free collar that keeps its shape; classic crew neckline

- No annoying label

Care instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Tumble dry: low heat

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